As bad as this is, it’s worse when it happens to an actually funny joke. You fool! I was gonna share that with the all the grandmas and small children in the land!
But now, at Thanksgiving dinner, there will be no funny joke to tell. There will only be Thanksgiving dinner. Which is great for the grandmas, but the small children will only eat bread rolls! Ugh!
Wait, I’ve got it! Just make mac and cheese! We’re saved!